When I Excitedly Wait, I Think About Stuff

So there is a group that uses our office space for weekly meetings.  It's called Toast Masters.  When I first pictured it, I assumed it was a group for wine enthusiast who wanted to learn about wine.  However, I just came across a copy of their magazine, and I thought "the guy on the cover of this magazine, should have a piece of toast in his hand that he is clearly dominating." Then I thought "no wait, he should be surrounded by toasters, and each one has a piece of toast popping out of it that is so perfectly toasted that it would make Jesus Toast cry.

Sadly, it turns out Toast Masters is a group to help people with public speaking.